Murphy Drives A Semi
by Clancy O’Lafferty
Murphy moved to the You Nighted States
cuz he wanted to drive a big semi
and he dreamed of all them highway cafes
with them waitresses hot and are plenty
but his hopes got busted when his wife said
that she must ride every haul with him you see
well, Murphy he tried
to prevent her by chiding
“You’ll not have me stoppin’ to pee!”
she said, “No, I won’t
I can hold it you dolt”
and at last he was forced to agree
but ten miles down the interstate
she said “For pity’s sake
stop, let me get some relief!”
Murphy said, “No!
Roll down the window
stick yer bum out and take yer damn pee!”
so, she did it but soon
she said, “Number two
as well tis callin’ me name”
Murphy said, “NO!
Roll down the window
with the poo you can just do the same!”
and so she did
and the flyin’ shit
hit two drunks on the side of the lane
One said to the other
“What rotten tobaccer
them truckers is chewin’ these days!”
The other one said
“You ain’t kiddin’ Fred
but it’s one other thing that I’ll ask ya
the tobacco’s sure rotten
but my eyesight is not
did you notice the face on that bastard?
copyright Maurie Nord 2014
Limericks, Jokes, and other poems by Clancy O'Lafferty and Maurie 
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