Murphy Loves All The Women Of The World
By Clancy O’Lafferty
Murphy loves women
All kinds of women
If she’s red? No dread!
If she’s yellow? Lucky fellow!
If she’s white? She’s alright!
If she’s black? He can rap!
“Red and yellow black and white
All are precious in his sight
Murphy loves all the women of the world”
He can’t resist
High arches in heels
Or a wrist that’s limp
Long lashes that steal
Finger nails painted
Cute toesies the same
All of these drive Murphy nearly insane!
“Red and yellow black and white
All are precious in his sight
Murphy loves all the women of the world”
Well now you know what Murphy thinks of the sexes
But he heard about Waco, in Texas and said,
“Sure I’d love to rope me a for really cowgirl!”
He flew over to Waco to give it whirl
He went to a bar on a Saturday night
And there sat his dream on a stool to his right
He was dooded up fine with his boots and a hat
And he thought he’d make plenty of head way with that
Said Murphy to her, “Could I buy you a drink?”
Said the lady to Murphy, “I’m a lesbian you dink!
I love women so you can just go take a hike!”
Poor Murphy was shocked and his face turned snow white!
“And tell me”, she said, “And just what sort are you?”
“I’m Murphy the cowboy….
And now I’m a lezbean too!”
Red and yellow black and white
All are precious in his sight
Murphy loves all the women of the world
Murphy says:
Don’t blame me!”
‘Tis God made ’em (cute and beautiful and cuddly) that way!”
Murphy loves all the women of the world!
Copyright Maurie Nord 2014
Limericks, Jokes, and other poems by Clancy O'Lafferty and Maurie 