Murphy Loves All The Women Of The World

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Murphy Loves All The  Women Of The World

By Clancy O’Lafferty

Murphy loves women

All kinds of women

If she’s red? No dread!

If she’s yellow? Lucky fellow!

If she’s white? She’s alright!

If she’s black? He can rap!

 “Red and yellow black and white

All are precious in his sight

Murphy loves all the women of the world”

He can’t resist

High arches in heels

Or a wrist that’s limp

Long lashes that steal

Finger nails painted

Cute toesies the same

All of these drive Murphy nearly insane!

“Red and yellow black and white

All are precious in his sight

Murphy loves all the women of the world”

Well now you know what Murphy thinks of the sexes

But he heard about Waco, in Texas and said,

 “Sure I’d love to rope me a for really cowgirl!”

He flew over to Waco to give it whirl

He went to a bar on a Saturday night

And there sat his dream on a stool to his right

He was dooded up fine with his boots and a hat

And he thought he’d make plenty of head way with that

Said Murphy to her, “Could I buy you a drink?”

Said the lady to Murphy, “I’m a lesbian you dink!

I love women so you can just go take a hike!”

Poor Murphy was shocked and his face turned snow white!

“And tell me”, she said, “And just what sort are you?”

“I’m Murphy the cowboy….

And now I’m a lezbean too!”

Red and yellow black and white

All are precious in his sight

Murphy loves all the women of the world

Murphy says:

Don’t blame me!”

‘Tis God made ’em (cute and beautiful and cuddly) that way!”

Murphy loves all the women of the world!

cowgirl eyes

  Copyright Maurie Nord 2014

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