Clancy’s Job at the Museum

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Clancy’s Job at the Museum

by Clancy O’Lafferty

Clancy began as a maintenance man
at a famous jurassic museum
But washing the floors and oiling the doors
soon did bore him and quite failed to please him

So he thought he’d impress and teach all the guests
all about the fine fossil exhibits
He was teaching one day when a boy said, “Hey,
that dinosaur just how old is it?”

Clancy replied with his chin held high
“Ten million and one years today”
The boy said, “Wow! Please tell me, sir, how
so exactly you know of its age?”

Clancy said, “Well, it’s quite easy to tell
you precisely here’s how and I’ll say
The bones, I was told are ten million years old
And I’ve worked here a year to this day!”

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copyright Maurie Nord 2014


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