Murphy Airline Crash Detective
by Clancy O’Lafferty
Now, Murphy said “surely
I’m trained and I’m worthy
to find out why airplanes do crash
I took seven lessons
And now there’s no guessin’
Me expert opinion means cash!
Concernin’ the fate of
I am certain my me findins will tell
Great investigations found great revelations
it crashed ‘cuz the fockin’ thing fell!”
Apology: this is in no way to make light of anyone who has lost a loved one due to an airline, or any other accident. The poem has more to do with ridiculing those who dodge responsibility to avoid paying money to make airline travel safer!