Old Phart Phrases 2

clancy olafferty

Old Phart Phrases 2

by Clancy O’Lafferty

I heard this fellow in a barber shop in Penticton, B.C.:

 

“I deserted to try to git me away from them kemstry infeked legoomies

So I switched over to them orgasmic growed veggies

Cuz them folks said theys more helfy to me!

“The usual Joe?” The young barber said

“Yep, trim me side bars and eye lashers

and cut ‘er tight to me head

I’m right about them kemicals I reckon

less all of them nature type folks is ferstakin”

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copyright Maurie Nord 2014

 

 

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