by Clancy O’Lafferty
The teacher asked where is Taiwan? Who knows?
Young Murphy waved both of his hands. “Tis close!”
“Now Murphy why would you say Taiwan is close?”
“Cuz Angus O’Grady don’t drive we all knows”
Now what does all that have to do with Taiwan?
“It all has to do with his mother-in-law”
“Now how does she matter? Your reason please give it”
“He said sbe will come for a weekender visit
“And how does that tie into Taiwon please share?”
“He’s going to go TIE ONE ON while she is there!”
copyright Maurie Nord 2014