Review Of Stephen King’s book: “On Writing”
By CLancy O’Lafferty
How did Stephen King in his writing get started?
His sitter sat down on his face and she farted.
She locked him inside of a dark wardrobe closet
And he sat all alone where his young mind got lost
And he saw what he saw then he wrote what he saw
He told us of sights unknown to us that’s all
“Mr King, can you give me some guidance today?”
“Yes, did some trusted one fart on your face?
If she did then perhaps your muse granted you grace
Take a blank sheet of paper and fill up the space”
“Well what shall I write Mr King tell me what?”
“You can write any damn thing that you want!”
copyright by Maurie Nord 2014