Murphy Meets God

clancy olafferty

Murphy Meets God

by Clancy O’Lafferty

Janitor Murphy walked into the church

and a man boldly sat on the altar

“What nerve you have got to be sittin’ atop of

That holy thing where you ought not to?

“I AM GOD!” the man said

Murphy trembled with dread

And  fled home to tell his GODDESS Lizzy

She said, “Don’t take chances

And questions don’t ask him

NOW GET BACK TO THAT CHURCH AND LOOK BUSY!”

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copyright Maurie Nord 2014

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