Murphy Corrupts A Pure Nun

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Murphy Corrupts A Pure Nun

by Clancy O’Lafferty

Murphy came down with a terrible thirst so he stopped at a new Dublin bar

He was set to walk in when a nun collared him and said, “What are you

wanting in there?

You surely must know that your Jameson Whiskey the Lord does

eternally chide!”

Murphy said, “You are right I won’t argue a mite, as I know that His

preference is wine”

But how can you condemn what you never have tasted now that

doesn’t seem to be right?

Try Jameson’s whiskey you’ll see what you’re missing if only you’ll give it

a try”

“Well, I see you  put forward a powerful point but I dare not go into the

pub

If you bring me some whiskey and people won’t see if it’s poured in a

big copper mug

So, Murphy stepped up to the bar and he called for a pint of ol’ Jameson’s

best

“And please serve it up in that big copper mug with the handle” was

Murphy’s request

The bartender filled up the big copper mug and he said, “To the Lord be

the glory!

Tis the third one I’ve poured for that nun at the door who’s been preachin’

out there every mornin’”

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copyright Maurie Nord 2014

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