Ukrainian Man Visits A Shrink

clancy olafferty

Ukrainian Man Visits A Shrink

By Clancy O’Lafferty

This fellow, a Ukrainian-Canadian man

Who lived in Regina, Saskatchewan

Complained he had trouble remembering things

So he saved up some money and went to a shrink

“Now, I’ll give you a prompt and don’t waste any time

So give me the first word that comes to your mind”

“Lips”

“Sex”

“Hands”

“Sex”

“Breasts”

“Sex”

“Legs”

“Sex”

“Feet”

“Sex”

And so it went on

and on

and on

until finally

Vagina

“SASKATCHEWAN!”

shrink pic

leprechaun laughing

copyright Maurie Nord 2014

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