The Ugly Widow McClarey

clancy olafferty

The Ugly Widow McClarey

by

Clancy O’Laffertey

Now, the widow McClarey from the county of Carey

was a frightening sight they say

Seven-foot three, her skin colour was green

like an alien from deep outer space

Long red locks to her ankles they dropped

and they bristled when angry they said

That bristling hair gave the folks a great scare

And none of it grew from her head

When she went to the zoo she received tickets two

They were free for this reason no doubt

She had to have two and clearly it’s true

One to get in and one to get out!

old scots mother

 

copyright Maurie Nord 2014

Inspired by Hal Roach

 

 

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