Heaven Or Hell

clancy olafferty

Heaven Or Hell

by

Clancy O’Lafferty

Father O’ Shaunssey pounded the pulpit

“THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!

“Now, hear what I’m sayin’, whoever wants heaven

then STAND TO YOUR FEET RIGHT HERE!”

Of course everyone stood and the father said “Good,

Now who would prefer to have hell?”

Everyone gasped at the question he asked

And of course all the people sat down

That is all but Muldoon in the midst of the room

Was afoot and the father said, “SO!

“MULDOON TELL ME NOW THAT YOU’D RATHER HAVE HELLl?”

And Muldoon said, “Well actually, no

But I stayed on me feet and the reason you see

is not quite what yer thinkin‘ and so,

It’s just I felt sad and was feelin’ so bad

That yer standin’ up there all alone”

leprechaun laughing

copyright Maurie Nord 2914

Inspired by a joke told by Hal Roach

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