Randy Riddlington: “Alright you little green smarty pants try this one:
A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man: HA HA HA HA! Yeah right!
Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady’s name of your choosing.
The rich man laughs again.
Rich man: OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?
The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Joanna Armstrong-Miller happy birthday to you!”