Randy Riddlington: Murphy you twit, you just been lucky so far!”
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Murphy: “Well, duh! After 3 years of not eatin’ them lions would be little weak and skinny wouldn’t they? THEY’D BE DEAD YOU DINGLE BERRY!
“SEE ALL THE OTHER RIDDLE MASTERS…YOU’LL HOWL!”