Murphy Thinks The Ship Is Sinking!

clancy olafferty

Murphy Thinks The Ship Is Sinkin’!

By Clancy O’Lafferty

Murphy was nippin’ the whiskey a bit

On the wide-open sea in an old sailin’ ship

When he saw lotsa water way down in the bilge

Which is normal but Murphy yelled, “Oh, bloody hell!”

He staggered to topside and fell in a raft,

The captain said, “Lad, have gone bloody daft?

Why in that boat is your fancy to sit?

“I’m in ‘er cuth th’ bloody sink is shippin’ you twit!”

Copyright Maurie Nord 2014

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