Darby McFee And The Strengthening Pills

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Darby McFee And The Strengthening Pills

(Bold-faced words for the beat)

By Clancy O’Lafferty

Darby MacFee was feelin’ so ill

And as well he was losin’ his strength

He went to the doctor who gave him some pills

“Take these and you’ll see

What difference they make

He picked up the bottle and went on his way

But came back to the doctor the very same day

“These strengthening pills I would take and I oughta

But doctor I can’t get the lid off the bottle!”

Copyright Maurie Nord 2014

Inspired by a joke told by Hal Roach

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