Finnegan Wallpapers His Living Room

clancy olafferty

Finnegan Wallpapers His Living Room

By Clancy O’Lafferty

Finnegan lives in Bungalow lane

And Murphy lives right beside him

Both of their huts are exactly the same

And all in the lane are just like them

Finnegan wanted to paper his place

Which Murphy had done he discovered

He asked Murphy how many rolls it would take

To get his whole living room covered

Murphy said, “Nine, I bought meself  nine”

So Finnegan took his suggestion

In a few hours time, the room looked divine

Still he went to ask Murphy a question

“I bought me nine rolls and had three left over

Now, how do you think that could be?”

“Strange, it is so, and well do I know

That’s exactly what happened to me!”

Copyright Maurie Nord 2014

Inspired by Irish Comedian, Hal Roach

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