Second Class Passengers Allowed In FIrst!

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Second Class Allowed In First

by Clancy O’Lafferty


Now, second class passengers choosin’ to fly

Have inalienable  rights by which airlines abide

Such as water to drink and some O2 to breathe

Then the lassie’s face clearly says

“Don’t bother me!”

But after some desperate rescues occurred

Of worthy first-classers by second-class turds

The airlines decided to give us a break

We’re allowed now to go up to first class and beg!

I’m furious!

Aw! Don’t take me serious!


Copyright Maurie Nord 2014


'Well of COURSE I'm still angry! Who likes to be downgraded to DARN 'Cattle class'!'




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