Second Class Allowed In First
by Clancy O’Lafferty
Now, second class passengers choosin’ to fly
Have inalienable rights by which airlines abide
Such as water to drink and some O2 to breathe
Then the lassie’s face clearly says
“Don’t bother me!”
But after some desperate rescues occurred
Of worthy first-classers by second-class turds
The airlines decided to give us a break
We’re allowed now to go up to first class and beg!
Aw! Don’t take me serious!
Copyright Maurie Nord 2014