O’Fraidy Doesn’t Care To Fly
By Clancy O’Lafferty
Now, O’Fraidy he called up American Air,
And he asked them a serious question.
‘Twas from a phone booth
To get his dime’s worth
Ten cents and without hesitation
“How long does I fly from New York to Dubai”
And the darlin’ girl said, “Just a minute.”
O’Fraidy said, “GREAT!
Now that I can take!
And he hung up and went for a Guinness!”
Copyright Maurie Nord 2014