Two Nuns In A Red Austin Mini
By Clancy O’Lafferty
Two nuns went a shoppin’
And thinkin’ of stopping’
To stock up on wine at the Safeway
In a red Austin Mini
One fat and one skinny
They cruised the car lot for a park place.
When they found there were none
Said the drivin’ one nun
“You can go in the store on your own
Take your time while you shop
I’ll just drive ‘round the block
And I’ll pick you up then we’ll go home.
When the shoppin’ was done
And out came the nun
She looked for her sister in vain
On a lamp post there leaning’
A man was day dreamin’
She quizzed him on what he had seen.
“Now, while you’ve been waitin’
And life contemplatin’
Have you seen a nun in a red Mini?
“Not since my confession
And I’ve learned my lesson
With fantasies now I am finished!”
Copyright Maurie Nord 2014
Inspired by the humour of Irish Comedian, Hal Roach