Finnegan’s Fitness Program
By Clancy O’Lafferty
Finnegan said, “I’m a physical wreck
I think I should go for a medical check!”
The doctor said, “Finn, your results are fine,
All that you need is some exercise.
If you do as I say to the very letter
I can guarantee that you will feel better.
Now walk five miles for a month every day
Then give me a call and I’ll check you again.”
So, Finnegan did as the doctor said
His feet were blistered and his face was red
The doctor said, “Good, come and see me today.”
Finnegan said, “I cannot… doctor….I’m….
“I’m…. a hundred and fifty miles away!”
Copyright Maurie Nord 2014