Sassy Crow

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Sassy Crow

By Clancy O’Lafferty

I spied a roofer’s ladder

And a crow sat at the top

He said, “Haw! Haw! Haw!”

Guess he lost his glottal stop.

I said, “CAW! CAW! CAW!”

And he danced upon the rung

And screamed, “SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!”

Guess a roofer split his tongue.

copyright Maurie Nord 2014

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