Egyptaneez toeseez they’re all slantin’ downseez,
Two feet together, a pyramid’s sideseez.
Romanseez toezees knows where they must goeseez
And see how they hurt their toes buildin’ the roadseez.
And stickin’ their noseez where they ne’er should goeseez
They rounded ‘em off like a Bald Eagle’s beaksee!
Greek toeseez thot up the great Parthenonseez,
Four German toeseez were stubbed bad you see ziss?
Celts suffered crap cuz of all the aboveseez,
That’s why with their toes they still flip ‘em the birdseez!